au where ryoma likes takatora’s twin more than takatora but takatora has a big crush on ryoma
should i play with makeup and post it later?
if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it
Let’s Play Grand Theft Auto V with Miss Coco Peru
i’m in tears
I am so happy So so happy
So last night I reached a point of despair about ever fitting appropriately into the shirt that I had worked so hard on customizing for my Ryouma cosplay. Even losing a lot of weight (I’m down 25 pounds since starting my diet ~50 days ago), I wasn’t losing it in the places where I needed to (primarily my stomach) because I have an odd form of weight distribution for a female-bodied person (I gain and carry weight primarily in a similar pattern as to average male-bodied persons).
So after a few panic attacks and breaking down sobbing twice (no seriously, if you have extreme anxiety AND are a freakish perfectionist, don’t get into cosplay), and with much love from my lovely support system of borrowedphrases curryjolokia and greenbuster, I decided to just fucking DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
The solution was gussets put in to the side-seams of the shirt. I used an old ribbed tank-top I had that I would never fit in or potentially ever wear again.
It looks EXTREMELY ridiculous on it’s own (never mind without my white undershirt, heh) but seeing as Ryouma is literally never seen without his consultation coat, that’s not a problem at all.
Now the shirt doesn’t gap between the buttons anymore! Cosplay success!
IS IT YELLOW BECAUSE OF LEMONS.
WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT THANK YOU BLESS YOU
I don’t recommend it.
she’s directing the music video shhh
OH MY GOD *HOW DID THIS HAPPEN* that is the main question on everyone’s minds but maybe less so on Sid and Youko’s minds because they can’t stop laughing long enough to have coherent thought.
Anyway it is inevitably Ryouma’s fault because pretty much everything is. Probably Takatora was being obtuse (from Ryouma’s perspective anyway) about the escaped Beat Riders and how they’re in danger and probably they should have handcuffed them before putting them in the cells (Kureshima Takatora more like Kureshima Obviously-Micchi’s-Brother, amirite) and Ryouma get snitty with him and handcuffed them together to prove how easy it would be to get out of the handcuffs only JOKE’S ON YOU RYOUMA, WHEN HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN OUT OF HANDCUFFS IN YOUR LIFE and anyway WHERE’S THE KEY, RYOUMA WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE KEY except they can’t find the key, WHERE IS THE KEY.
Also Ryouma’s solution rather than, you know, looking for the key, is that they can just break the handcuffs off with lasers or something, and Takatora is so exasperated not to mention afraid for his extremities and WHY IS IT ALWAYS THAT YOUR FIRST MOVE IS TO GO FOR THE LASERS RYOUMA I SWEAR
Sid and Youko are STILL LAUGHING and then a screen pops on and Sagara is laughing at them too because SUCH BOSS, MUCH INTIMIDATE, SO OFFICIAL, WOW.
So then Ryouma has the idea that they should Henshin and that potentially the formation of the armor alone will be enough to break the cuffs but if not they can just tear themselves apart that way, only now one of them has to try to henshin with the odd hand, and it’s probably Ryouma because he’s just that hopeless that he’d cuff his own dominant hand to Takatora’s non-dominant hand and it’s just a tangled mess of limbs before they figure that they can face each other and henshin like that and it works and all but they will still never live this down because Sid and Youko and Sagara all got pictures.